I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me privileged, a racist, and responsible for slavery.
My military oath still stands, as I swore in 1965 to defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic. I will uphold this oath forever. That makes me a nationalist as I will forever cherish this, the grandest of nations, forever. As I am white have I now becomes a white nationalist?
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget, and support myself.
I went to School and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged.”
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me homophobic.
I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.
I am older than 70, making me a useless dinosaur who doesn’t understand Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or Snapchat.
I think, reason, and doubt most of what the ‘mainstream’ media tells me, making me a Right-wing conspiracy nut.
I am proud of my heritage, making me a xenophobe.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair reward according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort, not freedom of outcome or subsidies, which must make me a borderline sociopath.
I believe in the defense and protection of my nation for and by all citizens, now making me a militant.
I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand during our National Anthem – so I must be a radical.
Funny – it all took place over the last decade! If all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I don’t even know which toilet to use… and these days I’ve got to go more frequently!
GOD BLESS ALL OF US NORMAL PEOPLE!
By: Anon
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